misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
All I want
Is a few of my daddy’s shirts and books. These damn apartments keep dragging me around. The “simple” and “not expensive” legal paperwork these dicks are making me file are $200 worth of cluster fuck. I understand nothing I’m signing and just want this all to be over. Who the fuck else tries to become executor of an estate at twenty god damn years old?! If I don’t get that stuff I don’t know what...
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.